I went through UMD random drug testing for about a year and a half starting in the fall of 2001. At the time, it was set up like this:Twice a week it is your responsibility to call a phone number and listen to a reading of a bunch of numbers on an answering machine. If your number is called, you went to the health center that afternoon. This part seemed to be varying on my way out of the program, but often we had to change into a doctor's office paper robe, before peeing into a cup. When you first entered the program, you would be called twice a semester, but this number is adjusted depending on behaviour, etc. As if this is not fun enough, each piss test costs the pisser $40.I did not smoke once for that year and a half on drug testing, though it was inevitable that once in a while I forgot to call in. One of the few days I didn't call in during the first year, my number was called. Not having even realized what I had done, I got a call from the judicial office later that week asking me to come in for a meeting. Going into it having no clue what it was about, I was sadly disappointed when it turned out to be a meeting to bust my balls and try to catch me in an attempt to cheat my way through the system. I left the office with an extra half year of random drug testing added onto my original punishment for smoking one joint on campus, though I had never smoked since.
9/17/07
Here are (some) of the ways you can get raffle tickets:
1 ticket: print your own agenda to bring to the meeting (I email it a day or two ahead of time, email me to get on the listserv), report on marijuana-related media at the meeting, send pictures of NORML-related activity to normlterps@gmail.com
2 tickets: send pictures of chalking to normlterps@gmail.com, bring a friend who is new to NORML to a meeting/event, per 1 hour tabling or doing office hours (email me to get on the office key list)
3 tickets: report on a marijuana policy related book at a meeting, report on another student group meeting you attended, blind copy normlterps@gmail.com on an op-ed/article/column sent to the Diamondback
4 tickets: attend and report on an SGA meeting
5 tickets: work an event, print 20 flyers, join NORML Terps
Let me know if you have other ideas...
In an attempt to get us online more, where it's easy to post information available to everyone, I will be putting up a post in the announcements each week, whether it's trivia, something you have to do or look up, or bringing something to the next meeting, every week there will be opportunities to win prizes. (Which at the very least will include hemp bracelets, buttons and pins, stickers, Reefer Magnets, books, rolling papers, DVDs, lighters, and other such gifts..)
This week, all you have to do to get a pack of rolling papers is come by the office we just moved into in the Stamp Student Union. We are located in the Student Involvement Suite, 0207D (to the left and around the corner when you walk in.) Come by today (the 6th), Monday, or Tuesday between 3:30 and 5:30 to check out the office and give me a chance to meet you guys individually. Your prize for this is a pack of clear aLeda rolling papers...yay! But of course, you can come by those times any week for free and I will be there. See you this week!
Short attention span version:
I have scheduled office hours at these times, and will definitely be there:
Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays from 3:30-5:30, and Wednesdays 10:00-12:15, and 3:15-4. Come visit Suite 0207D in the Stamp Student Union!
(First meeting is Thursday, August 30th at 7:30pm in the Benjamin Banneker room of Stamp)
Here is a map of the Stamp Student Union; all meetings are on the second floor. When in doubt...ask the Information Desk
September 13, 8:30 Pyon Su <-- This is a weird meeting time and place!!
September 20, 7:30 Margaret Brent
September 27, 7:30 Benjamin Banneker
See you all there!
-Amanda
Hey NORML Terps!
If you're new to the site, sign up so you can use all the features. If you've been here before, this is now where meeting descriptions will be posted, and where you should check before meetings for updates, especially since we move rooms for meetings a few times this semester. Thanks!